IllagerBlabber

Because Minecraft ABSOLUTELY needed more chatter among its foes!

This mod provides all illagers with professionally voiced lines that definitely won't annoy you. Now when a pillager is about to kill you, he'll warn you with his signature catchphrase!

Have you ever wondered what Vindicators say before slicing you in half? No? YOU'LL FIND OUT ANYWAY!

All voice lines maintain vanilla aesthetic, imitating the original mob voices from the base game!!

Want to know more? Just watch this conveniently placed trailer!

🗣 Features That Actually Required Brain Cells to Make 🗣

Advanced Audio System

Each illager has their unique vocal style - pillagers sound like overworked retail workers, vindicators sound as if they're constantly stepping on building blocks, and evokers deliver lines as if judging your constructions while sipping expensive tea.

• Context-aware dialogue system (different phrases in situations):
  • Passive behavior
  • First detection of player or any target
  • Being in combat
  • Taking damage
  • Celebrating a kill (how rude!) or target retreat
  • Successful raid (for them, not for you)

Smart Sound Management

• Dynamic cooldown system that scales based on illager density! The more illagers of one type present, the less frequently each one speaks to avoid audio spam
• Mathematical formula ensuring optimal sound experience

Future Plans

• More illager types (we're looking at you, illusioner)
• Doubling the number of voice lines
• Potential compatibility with mods adding new illagers
• Therapy for players traumatized by illager voices
• VillagerBlabber! 🗣

Voiced by me using custom illager voice changer models trained in my garage