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Obliterator of Neoforge

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Obliterator of Neoforge

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NOTE: This is a parody mod! The vast majority of other mods will conflict with this modification, so it is strictly not recommended to use it in existing worlds. Although theoretically some mods might continue working, overall game stability will be severely compromised.

The Cure for API Dependency

Why stop at using official engine APIs and events when you can completely eliminate this dependency? For too long we've been told: "Never use toxic mixins! You must use specialized modloader APIs and events!". Such statements can only come from people with serious cognitive impairments. And who has the solution to the problem? Of course, me!

Meet the completely new revolutionary development - Obliterator of Neoforge!

Merciless Bus Annihilation

Behold the incredible power of complete shutdown of Mod Bus and Game Bus! Was Minecraft ever meant to host public transportation? All mods should walk to their desired code locations on foot, using only mixins! Seriously, do you really think we have enough funds to pay for all those bus tickets? That money grows on trees?!

Peak Performance Unleashed

Running mod logic through events significantly slows down the game since nobody writes optimized code. Believe me, I have personal multi-year experience working with numerous codebases. The solution for reclaiming deserved performance is extremely simple - just don't run the mods' own code! It's genius! Nobody ever thought of this before! Yes, this is the true performance enhancement mod! MAXIMUM PERFORMANCE!

Who Could Possibly Need This?

You're probably wondering: "Who could possibly need such a mod?!". An excellent question! I need it personally! Therefore, the question itself becomes invalid! I am absolutely certain that by the end of the century, every existing modpack will include this modification. NO EXCEPTIONS WHATSOEVER!

Enjoy your game world, cleansed of all Neoforge events that were trying to... provide mod compatibility. Yuck! Disgusting! Conflicts are the spice of life! Add more spice to your game starting TODAY!


Note: All events are stopped except for Neoforge's own Mod Bus. Stopping Neoforge Mod Bus would cause immediate game crash. Mod Bus of all other mods are completely blocked!

Don't forget to check out the sister mod Destroyer of Fabric API for all your Fabric needs!

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TelepathicGrunt

TelepathicGrunt

Created: 10 Sep 2024

ID: 81468