Knarfy's Terrible Commands

This collection includes the most insane and random commands suggested by viewers for Knarfy's video! All commands are created in a humorous style and can turn regular gameplay into complete chaos.

Original Video

Available Commands

• /baby — turns mobs and players into their infant versions (players can ride chickens)
• /unbaby — returns mobs and players back to their adult state
• /cat — spawns a potato (thanks to That_Chief_Guy)
• /win — gives you top-tier armor, a dragon egg, and all achievements
• /clutch — teleports you high into the air with a random item to save yourself
• /disintegrate <entity> — slowly destroys the world around the selected entity
• /pain <entity> — sets the entity's maximum health to 1 HP (half a heart)
• /beans — spawns beans (renamed resin block)
• /cows — spawns cows, ghost cows, and rarely a mooshroom
• /chicken — spawns 500 chicken jockeys
• /mob — 50% chance to spawn a random mob, 50% chance to become a random mob
• /knarfy — turns you into Knarfy. Chat messages are accompanied by a familiar phrase
• /unknarfy — returns you to your normal state
• /chaos — speaks for itself
• /judge <player> — 50% chance to ascend and become an angel, 50% chance for a different outcome
• /straightdown <entities> — digs a 3x3 hole beneath their feet down to the void
• /unsub — SystemZee would like to speak with you